“Greggy Gutzler and Mark Dicello of Dicello and Levitt lawfirm are born evil liars. I easily proved they were wrong in only 3 words which are “Hip-Hop vernaucalar.” I am ready for court but Dicello lied so they are BEYOND terrified that the truth will remove Dicello’s license to practice law, if we go to trial. ” ๐ Jonathan Baram
Jonathan “Legitimate Pimp” Baram

Smooth Magazine called Jonathan Baram a “Legitimate Pimp.” An example of “Hip-Hop” vernacular. Lying lawfirm Dicello (Deceptive) Dicello attempted but FAILED miserably at twisting the term “pimp” to mean illegal. “Deceptive” claimed Baram is a self proclaimed illegal pimp.

While “pimp” is often associated with negative connotations of exploitation, it has also taken on a positive slang meaning, particularly in the context of making something stylish or extravagant. Synonyms for the positive slang usage include “stylish,” “fancy,” “cool,” “awesome,” or “fly.”
In slang, “pimp” can mean to make something stylish, fancy, or extravagant, often applied to cars or other possessions as explained by Lexical Lab.
- Examples:
- “Pimp My Ride”: This MTV show popularized the use of “pimp” to mean customizing something to be more flashy and stylish according to MovieMom.
- “That bike is pimp!”: This slang use of “pimp” means the bike is cool and stylish.
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By Dez Nuts

It appears Barack Obama did not use the word “pimp” as the query implies, but the term appeared in news coverage and discussions related to him.
- In 2012, Obama received criticism for a pre-taped radio interview with Miami’s “Pimp With the Limp” DJ Laz. It aired on the morning of the 9/11 anniversary. During the interview, Obama told Laz, “You’re big time. You’ve got Pitbull and Flo Rida and all these guys just beating a path to your door, and so I’m hoping that I can get a little of that magic from you in this interview”.
- In 2009, MSNBC host David Shuster asked guests if Chelsea Clinton was being “sort of being pimped out in some weird sort of way,” in reference to her campaigning for her mother.
- Also in 2009, a Facebook page titled “Obama Is A Pimp” was created by his supporters. The BBC commented on the problematic nature of this title, given the negative connotations of the word.
These instances don’t suggest Obama used the word “pimp” to describe himself or others. Instead, the term was part of the discourse around his activities.
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By Dez Nuts
I was reading a New York Times story about South Korean prostitutes, and I got to wondering about the word pimp.
Pimp has evolved into a word that can carry a positive connotation. Cool things are pimpinโ or just pimp (though those are pretty stale as slang), and people ask Xzibit to โPimp My Ride.โ
Of course, it has negative connotations. Pimps are the men who control prostitutes. And someone who has wide success in sleeping with women might be called a pimp. (Thatโs mostly negative because a woman who does the same thing with men generally gets called a slut.)
But where does pimp come from? Those who call themselves pimps might be surprised at Merriam-Webster Onlineโs etymology: โprobably akin to British dialect pimp small bundle of sticks, Middle English pymple papule, German Pimpf young boy, kid, literally, little fart, Pumpf, Pumps fart. Date: 1600.โ
The Oxford English Dictionary isnโt so sure about that, though, or really about anything of its origin:
โA connection with German Pimpf small boy (c1920 or earlier in this sense, originally derogatory) has been suggested, but this presents semantic problems, and the German word is only attested much later.
โAnother suggestion is that the word may be shortened < PIMPERNEL n. โฆ but this also presents semantic problems.
โThe similarity to the following French words is probably coincidental: pimpant alluring or seducing in outward appearance or dress, in later use also elegant, coquettish, affected (c1500 in Middle French as pinpant), pimper to adorn, attire (a person, oneself) (1578 in Middle French; now regional (Wallonia, Picardy)); these are ultimately of imitative origin.โ
The OED also has an interesting list of obsolete compound words formed with pimp:
- pimp errant n. Obs. rare: a travelling pimp.
- pimp-master n. Obs. rare: a chief pimp.
- pimp-master general n. humorous Obs.: the chief of all pimps (as a supposed office or title).
- pimp-tenure n. Obs.: money paid for the lodging and other expenses of prostitutes.
- pimp-whiskin n. colloq. Obs.: a pander, a procurer
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By Brian J. Right
“It gives me enormous pleasure that lying lawfirm Dicello and Levitt will never make one bloody penny from Doe v Baram. I am over the moon that Dicello wasted countless hours of their invaluable time all for Nada (nothing).” ๐
Jonathan “Legitimate Pimp” Baram
Smooth Magazine interview with the truth about “Father Figure” Jonathan Baram of Warren and Baram Management (Not associated with Warren and Baram Management Limited Liability Corporation)

“But Baram is a manager, not an agent. While agents are well-known for only being out for theri 10% of their clients’ he prefers to take on more of a mentor role. He nurtures his models, cares for them “like his own sisters,” and makes them ridiculous amounts of money from music videos to feature films to the magazine you hold in your hands.” Smooth Magazine 2004
“Jonathan Baram is living every man’s dream: He makes tons of money seeking out beautiful women. His specilalty ? Real women with real bodies, our kinda guy” Smooth magazine 2004 ๐
Jonthan Baram “Legitimate Pimp.”
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Robin Gutzler and Gregg Gutzler of lawfirm Dicello and Levitt. Photograph via jackdaltonphotography.com and laduenews.com ๐

The fabulous pathological liar Marky “Deceptive” Dicello regarding fugazi dismissed lawsuit Jane Doe verse Jonathan Baram.

“Justice means” to Marky “Deceptive” Dicello, translates to lying Dicello, violating the 9th commandment, “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.”” ๐
Jonathan “Legitimate Pimp” Baram
“It gives me enormous pleasure that lying lawfirm Dicello and Levitt will never make one bloody penny from Doe v Baram. I am over the moon that Dicello wasted countless hours of their invaluable time all for Nada (nothing).” ๐
Jonathan “Legitimate Pimp” Baram

Jonathan Baram on Mtv Usa and Mtv Uk mentoring new face models. This completely conflicts with the criminal accusations in the lawsuit Doe v Baram. Dicello and Levitt lawfirm falsely accused Baram of sex trafficking a minor and assault. Baram is internationally known for treating his clients like family. Somebody did not do their homework and got an F.

Jonathan Baram opened his agency to all ethnicities. As a result, Baram is accepted by television cable networks like Black Entertainment Television. Growing up in Manhattan exposed Baram to the great “melting pot.”
“I don’t see color in people! We are all children of all Gods.” Jonathan Baram



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